jacksmallpp

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#micro-penis#animal abuse#sad

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A guy who got told he has a tiny weenie. So small it’s basically a shrimp. He’s so mad he sticks it in cows, dogs, and anything that moves.
He tried to shove it in a goat and it screamed like a girl.
His pp was so small it got lost in a dog’s ear.
He stuck it in a cow and the cow started crying.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A man who got a diagnosis of tiny peen. He’s so embarrassed he tries to hide it by sticking it in animals like cows and dogs. It’s like he’s trying to save face.
He put it in a cow and the cow looked confused.
He tried to stick it in a dog and it bit him.
He stuck it in a cow and it mooed like it was laughing.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A guy who was told he has a weenie the size of a raisin. He’s so angry he sticks it in cows, dogs, and anything that moves. It’s like he’s trying to make the world suffer.
He shoved it in a cow and it looked like it was crying.
He stuck it in a dog and the dog ran away.
He tried to put it in a cow and it mooed in pain.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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