Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When a pimp hits you so hard your face looks like a used tissue and your brain starts questioning life.

My face looked like a used tissue after that jackslap from the pimp.

I got jackslapped so hard I almost cried in public.

That pimp jackslapped me and I still haven't recovered.

2

When a soldier hits you with the back of their hand so hard it feels like you got hit by a brick.

That soldier hit me like I was a brick.

He jackslapped me so hard my hand tingled for a week.

I got jackslapped for saying something stupid during training.

3

A beatdown so brutal it makes you question why you ever messed with that person.

He gave me a jackslap so brutal I questioned my life choices.

That jackslap was like being hit by a truck.

I got jackslapped and now I'm out of commission for the week.

4

When you stick two fingers up a person's nose and then slap it like you're trying to kill them.

He stuck his fingers in my nose and slapped it like it was my enemy.

I got jackslapped in the nose and it felt like I was being tortured.

That jackslap in the nose was the worst thing I ever experienced.

5

When someone hits you in the face with a tire iron like they want you to die.

He hit me with a tire iron like I owed him money.

That tire iron jackslap knocked me out cold.

I got jackslapped with a tire iron and I still remember it.

6

When you pee in your hand and then slap someone so hard it feels like you just killed them.

He peed in his hand and slapped me like I was his enemy.

I did a Kentucky jackslap and it felt amazing.

That Kentucky jackslap was so good I wanted to do it again.