jackskywalker

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So hot and so funny you could make a church out of their laughter and their face would be the holy relic
My crush is a jackskywalker and I’m gonna die of happiness
This guy walked into the room like he owned it and then told a joke about my mom
I saw a jackskywalker and my brain short-circuited
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A person so good looking and so funny you might need a new brain just to keep up
My friend is a jackskywalker and I’m jealous of his face and his jokes
I saw a jackskywalker and I forgot how to breathe
This jackskywalker made me laugh so hard I peed my pants
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So attractive and so funny you could use them as a weapon in a war and everyone would surrender
This jackskywalker just walked in and I lost my battle
My ex is a jackskywalker and I still can't stop thinking about them
That jackskywalker made my day and my enemies cry
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A person who looks like a god and talks like a comedian, all in one package
My neighbor is a jackskywalker and I want to move out
I saw a jackskywalker and I immediately texted my crush
This jackskywalker is so good I want to marry them
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So funny and so attractive you might need a new heart just to keep up with the joy
I saw a jackskywalker and my heart skipped a beat
This jackskywalker is so good I might die of happiness
My friend is a jackskywalker and I’m stuck in love
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