jackskimz

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When love slows down because someone is too tired to skimboard and just wants to lay in the sand and cuss.

'I can't do this anymore. My legs are like toast. I just want to die.'

'Skimboarding is for kids. I'm too old for this nonsense.'

'I tried to skimboard. I fell. Now I'm just gonna sit here and drink a beer.'

When a grumpy old guy falls for a fresh-faced girl who probably still thinks pizza is a snack, not a meal.

'She smiled at me. I fell for her. Now I can't stop thinking about her.'

'She’s a freshman. I’m a grumpy old man. This is a disaster.'

'She asked me if I wanted to go to the beach. I said yes. Now I regret everything.'