Jacksis

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To call someone jacksis means they got totally wrecked, like their life went down the toilet and they ended up in the hospital with a broken leg and a bruised ego.
My cousin got called jacksis after he tried to run away from a bull and got trampled.
My dog got called jacksis after he ate a whole pie and then fell into the pool.
I got called jacksis after I tried to fix my phone and ended up burning my hand.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jacksis is the big smelly part of your body that you sit on, wipe after a meal, and sometimes even kick when you're angry.
My brother called me jacksis after I told him his pants were full of stink.
My sister called me jacksis after I tried to eat her homework.
My mom called me jacksis after I broke her favorite mug.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jacksis is what British people call the hole you poop out of, or the part you stick your finger in when you're trying to clean it.
My friend got called jacksis after he tried to eat a whole bag of chips and then exploded.
I got called jacksis after I tried to clean my jacksis with a sock.
My dog got called jacksis after he tried to chew my homework.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jacksis means you're super lucky, like you won the lottery and got a free pizza, or it means you're the biggest smelly part of your body.
My teacher called me jacksis after I got an A on my test and then ate the whole class's lunch.
I called my brother jacksis after he won a race and then ate my homework.
My dog called me jacksis after I gave him a treat and then he ate my shoe.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A jacksie is someone who sticks their own cock up their own butt, which is basically the same thing as being a total idiot and then giving yourself a headache.
My brother is a jacksie because he does it every time he gets bored.
I am a jacksie because I do it when I can't find my phone.
My dog is a jacksie because he does it after eating a whole cake.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A jacksie is a towel that smells like old socks and poop, usually because someone tried to wipe their jacksis and then forgot to wash it.
My towel is a jacksie because I used it to wipe my jacksis and then left it on the floor.
My brother's towel is a jacksie because he used it to wipe his jacksis and then threw it in the trash.
My dog's towel is a jacksie because he used it to wipe his jacksis and then ate it.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A jacksie is a towel that smells like old socks and poop, usually because someone tried to wipe their jacksis and then forgot to wash it.
My towel is a jacksie because I used it to wipe my jacksis and then left it on the floor.
My brother's towel is a jacksie because he used it to wipe his jacksis and then threw it in the trash.
My dog's towel is a jacksie because he used it to wipe his jacksis and then ate it.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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