Jacksionary

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A website that gives you stupid answers to your dumb questions. It's like a middle finger from the universe.

Why is the sky blue? Because the universe doesn't care and it's tired of your questions.

Why do we have taxes? Because the government is a lazy kid with a credit card.

Why is there a cat in my soup? Because the universe is messing with you and it's hilarious.

A dictionary full of Samuel L Jackson's rants. It's like he's yelling at you while you're trying to sleep.

'I'm not angry. I'm just tired of your nonsense.', Samuel L Jackson, 3 AM.

'You're gonna die, and it's gonna be messy.', Samuel L Jackson, after your third failed attempt at life.

'You don't know what you're doing, and that's the problem.', Samuel L Jackson, when you're asking for advice.