jacksimus

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A wild need to sniff other peoples buttholes when it's hot and your tongue is on fire from spicy tacos.

I was at the park and had to sniff three strangers buttholes because I had jacksimus.

My coworker started sniffing my butthole in the breakroom. I called it jacksimus.

I got jacksimus after eating twelve tacos. I sniffed my dog's butthole in the middle of the street.

When you’re so desperate for a butthole sniff that you’ll do it in public like it’s nothing.

I sniffed a guy’s butthole in the grocery store. I had jacksimus and I didn’t care.

My friend got jacksimus at the bus stop and sniffed the bus driver’s butthole.

I sniffed a stranger’s butthole in the mall. I had jacksimus and I was proud.

A crazy urge to sniff buttholes that hits you when you’re hot and your stomach is screaming from tacos.

I had jacksimus at lunch and sniffed my teacher’s butthole during math class.

I got jacksimus on the subway and sniffed a guy’s butthole while he was eating a sandwich.

I sniffed my brother’s butthole in the kitchen because I had jacksimus after eating tacos.