jacksie towel

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A towel that looks like it got hit by a shit cannon after a lazy shower
I tried to wipe my butt and it looked like a warzone
My towel was covered in brown goo like a bad pizza
I used the same towel for my face and my butt, and now I look like a dumpster fire
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A towel that smells like a sewer after you didn't wash your ass properly
My towel stank so bad I had to throw it out
I used my towel and it felt like I was wiping with a dead rat
My friend used my towel and now he smells like a toilet bowl
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