jacksie

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A smelly butt, the thing you wipe, the hole you poop out of, the reason you smell like a dirty sock in the sun.
My dog ate my homework and my jacksie.
I stepped in a puddle and my jacksie stank like a dead fish.
My jacksie is so smelly, my brother ran away from me.
2
A relationship that never ends, like a never-ending pizza, a forever vacation, or a never-ending fight with your annoying little brother.
My mom and dad’s relationship is like a never-ending love story.
My sister and her boyfriend have the best jacksie ever.
My cousins’ jacksie is so good, they get married every year.
3
A British way to say your butt, your poop hole, or the place where you let all your bad stuff out.
My jacksie is so big, it’s like a whole pizza.
I showed my jacksie to my teacher and got sent to the office.
My jacksie is so smelly, my dog ran away.
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1. Really lucky, like winning a million dollars. 2. A butt or a butt hole, like when you are really embarrassed and you want to die.
I got a million dollars, I am so jacksie.
My jacksie is so bad, my teacher called my mom.
I won the lottery, I am super jacksie.
5
When someone gets beaten up, falls down the stairs, or gets yelled at by their mom, they get called a jacksie.
My jacksie got beat up by the bullies.
My brother got called a jacksie because he spilled his milk.
I got called a jacksie because I failed my test.
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A jacksie is a person who farts themselves, uses their own penis like a weird remote control, and inserts it into their own butt like it’s a surprise party.
My jacksie is so weird, he farts himself every day.
My brother is a jacksie, and he farts himself in the shower.
My jacksie farts himself so much, he smells like a dead cat.
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A towel so messy, it looks like it’s been used by a monster, a raccoon, and a very smelly person.
My jacksie is so bad, it’s like a raccoon used it.
My mom’s jacksie looks like a dead dog.
My brother’s jacksie is so smelly, he smells like a rotten pizza.
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