Jacksic

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Getting a ton of love from people who only care because you're dead and they feel bad about their own lives.

My ex got 100 likes on Instagram after I died. She never liked me when I was alive.

My grandpa got a statue at the park after he passed. No one even knew he existed before that.

My dog got a million followers on TikTok after I dropped him off at the pound.

When you crash and burn, but people still think you're cool because they don't know the truth.

My cousin lost his job and his house, but everyone still thinks he's a success.

My neighbor got a car crash and a broken leg, but people still took him to lunch.

My mom fell off a cliff, but her friends still sent her flowers.

When people act like they care, but they really just want to feel important.

My teacher cried at my funeral, but she never said anything to me when I was alive.

My friend sent me a sympathy card, but she laughed at me when I was in the hospital.

My brother gave me a eulogy, but he never came to my birthday party.