Jackshitting

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When you do absolutely zero stuff and it’s like you’re trying to be a ghost but your ghostness is weak.

I spent three hours watching cat videos. That’s jackshitting.

I woke up and went back to sleep. Jackshitting at its finest.

I sat on the couch and stared at the ceiling. That’s not laziness. That’s jackshitting.

A fancy way of saying you’re too lazy to even use the word ‘nothing’.

I called my mom and said I was doing jackshitting. She said I was being dramatic.

My boss asked what I was doing. I said ‘jackshitting’ and he gave me a raise.

I told my friend I was going to jackshit all day and he asked if I had a life.

When your guts are so messed up that you look like a human sprinkler, shooting feces everywhere like it’s a poop parade.

I had to clean the toilet after my brother jackshit. He looked like a poop dragon.

She jackshit so hard the toilet overflowed and the floor got a feces tattoo.

He jackshit so much the toilet started screaming.

Doing nothing all day like you’re a zombie who forgot to wake up and also forgot to die.

I jackshit for six hours and my brain turned to jelly.

I went from bed to couch to floor. Jackshitting is my sport.

I told my mom I was jackshitting and she said I was being a baby.