Jackshit Pollock

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when you poop so hard and so fast it looks like you threw a whole bucket of crap into the toilet and it exploded like a giant poop bomb.
My brother did jackshit Pollock and the toilet looked like a war zone.
I did jackshit Pollock and my pants were soaked.
My mom did jackshit Pollock and the whole house smelled like a sewer.
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when your poop hits the toilet so hard it makes a sound like a pig being slaughtered and it looks like a painting made by a confused toddler.
I did jackshit Pollock and it sounded like a pig got hit by a truck.
My dog did jackshit Pollock and it was a mess.
My dad did jackshit Pollock and it smelled like death.
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when you poop so much it looks like you painted the toilet with your guts and it’s the most disgusting thing you’ve ever done.
My sister did jackshit Pollock and it was like a poop masterpiece.
I did jackshit Pollock and I felt like a poop artist.
My cat did jackshit Pollock and the litter box was a disaster.
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when you poop so fast and so hard it looks like you shot a whole bunch of crap out of a cannon and it’s the worst thing ever.
I did jackshit Pollock and it was like a crap cannon.
My friend did jackshit Pollock and it was a mess.
My dog did jackshit Pollock and it was like a poop explosion.
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when you poop so much it looks like you dumped a whole bag of crap into the toilet and it’s the most ridiculous thing you’ve ever done.
I did jackshit Pollock and it looked like a crap bag exploded.
My brother did jackshit Pollock and the toilet was full of crap.
My mom did jackshit Pollock and it was like a crap storm.
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when you poop so bad it looks like you painted the toilet with your guts and it smells like a rotten pizza.
I did jackshit Pollock and it smelled like a pizza from hell.
My sister did jackshit Pollock and it looked like a poop painting.
My dad did jackshit Pollock and it was the worst.
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