jackshart

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When you puke and poop your pants at the same time like you're trying to kill your mom with your guts.
I ate three tacos and a whole pizza. Now I'm doing the jackshart in the hallway.
He hit the jackshart during the final round of the talent show. It was tragic.
My kid did the jackshart on the floor of the mall. I'm never letting him near a snack bar again.
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When your body decides to throw up and poop on you like you owe it money.
I drank six sodas. Now I'm doing the jackshart in the car.
She did the jackshart during the big presentation. The boss was horrified.
He hit the jackshart in the middle of the dance. No one asked him to join the band.
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When you're so sick you throw up and poop your pants like you're trying to ruin your life.
I ate bad chicken. Now I'm doing the jackshart in my bedroom.
He did the jackshart during the big game. The crowd was stunned.
She hit the jackshart on the bus. The driver was furious.
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When you vomit and poop your pants at the same time, like your body is giving you the worst possible punishment.
I drank the whole bottle of wine. Now I'm doing the jackshart on the couch.
He did the jackshart in the middle of the party. No one invited him back.
She hit the jackshart during the final exam. Her teacher gave her an F.
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When you throw up and poop your pants like you're trying to make your life a horror movie.
I ate the whole pizza. Now I'm doing the jackshart in the kitchen.
He did the jackshart during the meeting. The boss was so mad.
She hit the jackshart on the bus. Everyone got off.
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When you vomit and poop your pants like your body is trying to kill you with embarrassment.
I drank too much. Now I'm doing the jackshart in the living room.
He did the jackshart during the interview. He didn't get the job.
She hit the jackshart in the middle of the concert. The crowd laughed at her.
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