jackshame

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Jackshame is when a guy finishes jerking off and then realizes he just wasted his time on some ugly piece of garbage. It hits him like a ton of bricks and makes him feel like a total idiot.

Just finished watching that hot chick from the bar, now I feel like I got hit by a truck.

I jerked off to my neighbor’s dog, and now I’m stuck with the shame of it all.

I watched a video of a guy eating a whole pizza, and now I can’t stop laughing at myself.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Jackshame happens when a man finishes jerking off and then looks back at the thing he just jerked off to and goes, 'What the hell was that?'

I jerked off to my mom and now I feel like a total loser.

I watched a guy jerk off to a chicken and now I’m questioning my life choices.

I jerked off to a guy in a wheelchair and now I feel like I made a mistake.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Jackshame is when a guy finishes jerking off and then feels like he just made a fool of himself because he picked the worst possible thing to jerk off to.

I jerked off to my coworker and now I can’t look her in the eye.

I jerked off to a guy wearing a shirt that said 'I Love My Dog' and now I’m confused.

I jerked off to a video of a guy getting kicked in the face and now I feel like a total idiot.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Jackshame is when a guy finishes jerking off and then instantly regrets it because he picked the worst possible thing to jerk off to.

I jerked off to my friend’s ex and now I feel like I made a mistake.

I watched a guy jerk off to a goat and now I feel like I should’ve done that instead.

I jerked off to a video of a guy eating a whole cake and now I feel like I should’ve done that instead.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Jackshame is when a guy finishes jerking off and then looks back at the thing he just jerked off to and thinks, 'What was I thinking?'

I jerked off to my boss and now I feel like I should’ve just asked for a raise.

I jerked off to a guy wearing a shirt that said 'I Love My Cat' and now I feel like I should’ve just adopted a cat.

I jerked off to a video of a guy getting hit by a car and now I feel like I should’ve done that instead.

by Slangipedia 1d ago