Jacksflims

My cousin is a jacksflims. He walks into a wall and it doesn't even flinch.

That jacksflims tried to be cool, but his forehead was the only thing that was cool.

I told my friend he was a jacksflims, and now he won't stop giving me the finger.

That jacksflims tried to make a joke about socks. It was like watching a cat try to knit.

I watched that jacksflims for an hour. I felt like I was being tortured by a toaster.

That jacksflims has more followers than sense.