jacksepticeye

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A tiny, Irish, green bean who’s nicer than your mom, but not as good at hiding his loudness. He’s got 14 million fans and still tries to be the best, even if he screams at people for no reason.
Jack: 'I’m the best! I’m the best! I’m the best!'
Fan: 'Jack, you’re my favorite human.' Jack: 'I know.'
Jack: 'I’m not loud. I’m just mildly aggressive.'
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An Irish loudmouth with a million followers who thinks he’s the boss of everything. He’s got a mouth like a donkey and a heart like a puppy.
Jack: 'I’m the BOSS of BOSSNESS!'
Fan: 'Jack, you’re the best!' Jack: 'I know. I’m the BOSS.'
Jack: 'I’m not loud. I’m just mildly aggressive.'
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A tiny green Irish bean with a mouth like a volcano and a following of 4 million people who think he’s the boss of everything. He screams at people and makes them laugh.
Jack: 'I’m the BOSSOTRONIAN!'
Fan: 'Jack, you’re the best!' Jack: 'I know. I’m the BOSSOTRONIAN.'
Jack: 'I’m not loud. I’m just mildly aggressive.'
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The BOSS of everything, with over 5 million people who think he’s the best. He screams at people, talks to everyone, and is the reason why your life is better.
Jack: 'I’m the BOSS of BOSSNESS!'
Fan: 'Jack, you’re my favorite person.' Jack: 'I know. I’m the BOSS.'
Jack: 'I’m not loud. I’m just mildly aggressive.'
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A tiny, Irish green bean with 14 million followers who is the nicest person on the internet, but still screams at people for no reason. He’s best friends with Markiplier and PewDiePie.
Jack: 'I’m best friends with Markiplier!'
Fan: 'Jack, you’re my favorite human.' Jack: 'I know. I’m the nicest.'
Jack: 'I’m not loud. I’m just mildly aggressive.'
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A loud, tiny, green Irish bean who screams at everything and everyone. He’s the reason why your life is better, and he’s also a potato.
Jack: 'I’m a potato!'
Fan: 'Jack, you’re my favorite person.' Jack: 'I know. I’m the nicest.'
Jack: 'I’m not loud. I’m just mildly aggressive.'
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An Irish potato who screams at everything. He’s got millions of fans, and he’s the nicest person on the internet, even though he’s also the loudest.
Jack: 'I’m a potato!'
Fan: 'Jack, you’re my favorite person.' Jack: 'I know. I’m the nicest.'
Jack: 'I’m not loud. I’m just mildly aggressive.'
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