jacksen

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#golden god#dense#awkward

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He's a total golden god with a face that could make angels weep, but he's too dense to realize it. He'll fall for someone and finally get it, but only after a whole lot of awkwardness.
@jacksen you're the best looking guy in the school and you still don't know it 😂
Why did you fall for me? I'm not even that pretty 😭
He's so dense, I had to throw him out of the window for him to realize he's perfect.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A sweet piece of candy with a behind that could blow your mind, and probably will.
That girl has the best ass I've ever seen 😍
He looks like a sweet snack, but his ass is legendary 🍫
She's a candy bar with a side of magic 🎂
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A stubborn piece of meat who won’t admit they're wrong, even if they're clearly wrong, but will love you to death if you're in their corner.
He won’t admit he was wrong about the chicken nuggets 😤
He fought me for three hours just because I said he was ugly 😡
He’s stubborn as hell, but he’ll die for you 💔
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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The guy who's dating Jessica, who's older and probably eating chicken bites right now, and he's too clueless to realize she's better than him.
He’s dating Jessica, who's older and eating chicken bites 😂
He doesn’t know she’s better than him 😒
He's clueless and dating her while she eats chicken bites 🍔
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A smart, pretty person, could be a boy or a girl, who loves biking, Christmas, and writing. Also, they might be Jack’s kid.
She’s smart, pretty, and loves biking 🚴‍♀️
He loves Christmas and writes like a pro 🎄
Jack’s kid is amazing and loves mountain biking 🏞️
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A name for a girl who loves biking, Instagram, and TikTok, or a boy who also loves those things and is probably doing a TikTok right now.
She’s on TikTok and loves biking 🎥
He’s doing a TikTok while biking 🚴‍♂️
She posts on Instagram and loves mountain biking 📸
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A total gem, smart, pretty, and loves Christmas, writing, and biking. Also, they’re nice enough to care about other people.
He’s smart, pretty, and loves Christmas 🎄
She writes like a pro and loves biking 🚴‍♀️
He cares about people and is the best friend ever ❤️
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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