Jacksborian

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A bunch of inbred, beer-drinking, low-life dirt bags from Jacksboro, Texas. Most of them have the last name Smith or the first name Carl. They fight like raccoons with broken teeth and pass out on the floor of their run-down trailer.
My cousin got into a fist fight with a Jacksborian over who had the last piece of pizza.
The Jacksborian next door threw a bottle at my dog because it didn’t tip him a drink.
My teacher’s brother is a Jacksborian and once tried to beat a chicken to death with a hammer.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A group of smelly, drunk, backwoods trash from Jacksboro who think the potholes in their town are a gift from God. They live in trailers, drink all day, and argue about who’s the worst parent.
My neighbor’s dad is a Jacksborian and once yelled at a tree for not listening to him.
A Jacksborian tried to start a bar fight with my dog because it stared at him wrong.
My uncle’s best friend is a Jacksborian and once tried to drown a cat in a bucket of beer.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A bunch of smelly, lazy, drunk, backwoods trash from Jacksboro who think their trailer is a palace and their dog is a king. They fight with their family, their neighbors, and sometimes the mailman.
My mom’s cousin is a Jacksborian and once got into a wrestling match with a goat.
A Jacksborian tried to bribe my teacher with a bag of chips and a broken bottle.
My brother’s friend is a Jacksborian and once threw a chair at a police officer for no reason.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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