Jack's Sister

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A smelly, lying brat who says she's 13 just so she can seduce you, but she's really 12. She acts like she loves you, but all she wants is your junk. Then she dumps you for some old man with money.
She said she was 13 to get me to kiss her. She was 12 and smelled like a garbage can.
She told me she loved me, but then she ran off with my dad's buddy.
She left me for a guy who had a beard and a truck.
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A little pig who lies about her age just to get in your pants. She pretends to love you, but she just wants your money. Then she dumps you for a guy who smells like a gym.
She said she was 13 to get me to touch her. She was 12 and had a belly like a pig.
She said she loved me, but then she ran off with my neighbor.
She left me for a guy who had a tattoo and a stink.
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A sneaky, smelly kid who lies about her age just to get your attention. She acts all sweet, but she just wants your junk. Then she dumps you for some old guy with a mustache.
She told me she was 13 to make me kiss her. She was 12 and had a face like a raccoon.
She said she loved me, but then she ran off with my uncle.
She left me for a guy who had a mustache and a bad laugh.
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