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This thing is so big it could make a blue whale look like a shrimp. When it comes out, it knocks girls flat like a sack of bricks!
My cousin's jack came out and my aunt fainted.
That jack was so big it broke the bed.
He showed it off and the whole school ran away.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A pale, smelly sausage covered in gunk and germs. It looks like a piece of cheese that a monkey dropped in a sewer.
His jack looked like it came out of a trash can.
That jack had more germs than a gym floor.
He didn't wash it and it smelled like a dead rat.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Jack is just a fancy name for a pecker. It's the same thing, but with more attitude and less sense.
Jack is just a pecker with more swagger.
He called it jack instead of pecker to sound cooler.
Jack is a pecker but with a better nickname.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A tiny little sausage that sits there and plays pretend war with imaginary friends.
That jack is smaller than a pebble.
He plays DND with his jack instead of his friends.
His jack is so small it can't even do push-ups.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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