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Also refer to jack off
Hey bro, you still jack off in the bathroom at school?
Jack off, it's lunchtime and I need my energy back.
Jack off, I'm gonna be late for class again.
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reason my right arm is much bigger than my left
My right arm is like a tree trunk, my left arm is a twig. Why? Because I jack off too much.
I jack off so much, my right arm is like a muscle head.
My right arm is huge, my left is tiny. I blame my right hand.
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When Spider-Man rubs his wrist using his hand until a white sticky substance is released, often called, "His Webbing". Spidey often uses this "Webbing" as a form of transportation among other things in order to save the day. This is why when Spider-Man isn't horny, the day does not get saved.
Spider-Man isn't saving the day? He's probably not jacking off.
Webbing is just jacking off, but with style.
When Spider-Man is jacking off, the city gets saved.
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In Yu-Gi-Oh, when you use 2 Tuners and 1 non-Tuner to summon a Synchro Monster as opposed to the 1 Tuner and 1 non-Tuner
I'm not jacking off, I'm summoning a Synchro Monster.
Jack off like a Yu-Gi-Oh master.
Two tuners, one non-tuner, that's how I jack off.
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rubbing your boner for insane sexual pleasure masturbation
I'm rubbing my boner like it's my job.
Rubbing my boner for insane pleasure, I'm in heaven.
My boner is getting insane pleasure, and I'm loving it.
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masturbating
I'm just sitting here, masturbating.
Masturbating like it's my full-time job.
Masturbating, no one is watching.
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stimulating your penis with your hand to cause orgasm and ejaculation. Male masturbation.
Stimulating my penis like it's my life.
My hand is giving my penis a massage.
Stimulating my penis until I can't take it anymore.