Jack's Mum

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Jack's Mum is the fancy way of saying your mum is a fat slob who eats too much and smells like old socks.

Jack's Mum? That's the best you got? I've called my uncle's goldfish a better insult.

My friend said 'Jack's Mum' to my brother and he cried.

I told my teacher 'Jack's Mum' and she gave me detention.

Jack's Mum is like the original Your Mum Joke but with more attitude and less shame.

My cousin called my dad 'Jack's Mum' and now he won't talk to me.

I used 'Jack's Mum' on my crush and she laughed so hard she fell off her chair.

My teacher said 'Jack's Mum' and the whole class laughed at her.

Jack's Mum is the best insult ever because it sounds smart but it's just a fancy way of saying your mum is a mess.

I called my brother's best friend 'Jack's Mum' and now he's my enemy.

My mom said 'Jack's Mum' to my dad and he threw a plate at her.

I told my friend's mom 'Jack's Mum' and she said I was the worst kid ever.