Jacks lemon

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A Jack Lemon is a dude who can't stop juggling a ball even when he's puffing on a cigarette like it's his last breath.
He was smoking a fag and still kept juggling like he was in a competition.
I saw him in the park, juggling and coughing like he was trying to kill two birds with one stone.
He tried to talk to me while juggling, and I had to ask him to stop before I went deaf.
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A Jack Lemon is the loudest, most obnoxious person who will make you want to jump into a pool full of lollipops and screaming.
He walked into the room and I instantly wanted to dive into a candy pool.
He started singing in the grocery store, and I had to leave before I lost my mind.
He yelled so loud at the bus driver that the bus shook like it was about to explode.
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