Jacks golden shower

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When you take a shower with someone you like and they squat down and puke urine all over you and you swallow it like it's a goddamn smoothie

My bf turned my shower into a toilet. I didn't even get to wash my hair.

My girl poured her pee on me like I was a plant she was watering.

Shower date ended with me eating her pee. I'm still full.

You're in the shower with your crush and they get down on one knee and let their pee rain down on you like you're royalty

My crush made me a royal pee bath. I felt like a king. And I smelled like a toilet.

I took a shower with my ex and he peed on me like I was a dog.

My friend said my shower was a golden shower. I said it was a golden disaster.

You're in the shower with someone and they kneel down and spray their pee all over you like they're trying to baptize you with their urine

My sister baptized me with her pee. I'm still wet and holy.

My guy friend peed on me like I was a saint.

My partner turned our shower into a holy urine ceremony. I'm still shaking.