Jacks Gaff

I drank so much I could’ve passed for a puddle at jacks scanners gaff.

At jacks scanners gaff, I ate so many snacks I became a snack monster.

After jacks scanners gaff, my mom had to call the fire department because I set the couch on fire.

At jack scannels gaff, I danced like nobody was watching, which was true, because everyone was passed out.

I tried to sing at jack scannels gaff, but it was more like a scream battle.

After jack scannels gaff, I yelled at my dad for not bringing enough pizza.