Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When Jack Bauer comes back and beats the snot out of everyone who tried to kill him.

Jack's back, and I'm not gonna lie, I'm scared out of my mind.

Jack's back, and he's bringing a chainsaw with him.

Jack's back, and the bad guys are crying like babies.

2

When you take back what was stolen from you, and then you beat the thief up like they owe you money.

I jacked him, and now he's back with a bat.

Jack's back, and I'm gonna make him pay.

He jacked me, so I took it back and kicked his ass.

3

When you're so wasted you're doing the same dumb thing over and over like you're on auto-pilot.

He's so high, he's eating pizza like it's a competition.

She's doing the same dance at the club and doesn't even notice.

He's walking in circles and still thinks he's going somewhere.

4

A weak kid who brags about being tough but runs away when the real fight starts.

He said he'd fight me, but ran when I showed up.

He's all talk, and then he hides behind his friend.

He claims to be a beast, but he's just a coward.

5

When you're so fat, your back looks like a stack of pancakes.

He's so fat, you could make a breakfast out of him.

She looks like a stack of flapjacks.

He's got flapjacks on his back and doesn't even care.

6

When two people hit home runs in a row, or when two people sit back-to-back and give each other a hand job.

They both hit home runs and I was like, 'Holy cow!'

They sat back-to-back and were giving each other a hand job in the park.

Two home runs in a row, and I was impressed.

7

When someone sticks their finger up your butt or up your vagina while you're sleeping, and you don't even know it.

He stuck his finger up her butt while she was sleeping.

She got fingered from behind and didn't even wake up.

He was finger-fucking her while she was snoring.