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When something hits you like a combo of hot sex, a broken heart, and bad food, making you cum, sob, and puke all at once.
I saw my ex with her new guy at the mall. I instantly cummed, cried, and threw up in the food court.
That movie was so bad, I jacked off, cried my eyes out, and puked on my sister.
His speech was like a bad date, a breakup, and a food poisoning all in one. I lost it.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When you get so turned on, heartbroken, and sick to your stomach at the same time, you can't tell if you're dying or getting a boner.
I watched my crush's failed audition. I got a boner, cried, and felt like I was going to throw up.
That song made me cum, cry, and barf in my pants.
His failed proposal was like a hot kiss, a slap, and a bad taco all in one.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When you're so confused between being horny, sad, and sick, you lose your mind and do all three at the same time.
His DM was like a love letter, a breakup, and a bad meal all in one. I cummed, cried, and threw up.
I saw my ex with her new guy. I got a boner, cried, and puked on my shoe.
That speech was the worst. I cummed, cried, and felt like I was about to die.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When something makes you cum, cry, and vomit all in one go, like your brain is trying to kill you.
I saw my crush with his new girl. I cummed, cried, and vomited on my lunch.
That movie made me cum, cry, and throw up in my pants.
His speech was so bad, I cummed, cried, and felt like I was going to die.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When you're so turned on, heartbroken, and sick to your stomach, you just lose it and do all three at once.
His failed proposal was like a hot kiss, a slap, and a bad taco. I cummed, cried, and threw up.
I read his message. I got a boner, cried, and puked in my sock.
That video was the worst. I cummed, cried, and felt like I was going to die.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When you get so confused between being horny, sad, and sick, you just lose your mind and start cumming, crying, and puking all at the same time.
I saw my ex at the mall. I cummed, cried, and threw up on my lunch.
His message was like a hot kiss, a slap, and a bad meal. I cummed, cried, and puked.
That video made me cum, cry, and feel like I was about to die.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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