jackron

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A guy who thinks he's a king but can't even change a tire without swearing at the car.
I saw this jackron try to parallel park and ended up hitting three cars. He yelled, 'This stupid car is gonna die!'
My cousin's neighbor is a jackron. He gets mad if the mailman doesn't smile at him.
That jackron cut me off on the highway and honked like a donkey.
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A human who acts like a dog when someone doesn't give him what he wants.
This jackron at the drive-thru screamed, 'I want fries with my burger or I'm gonna yell at you!'
My brother is a jackron. He threw a soda can at the TV because it wasn't loud enough.
That jackron at the grocery store yelled at the cashier for not knowing his name.
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A person who thinks the whole world is against him, even when he's the one who started the fight.
This jackron got into a fight with a pizza delivery guy because the pizza was 'too hot' and 'not spicy enough.'
That jackron at the gym yelled at the weights because they wouldn't move fast enough for him.
My neighbor is a jackron. He yelled at the mailman because the mail was 'not loud enough.'
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A guy who thinks he’s a superhero but can’t even tie his shoes without swearing.
This jackron tried to do a handstand and fell on his face. He yelled, 'I’m not a jackron, I’m a hero!'
That jackron at the park yelled at the swings because they wouldn’t go higher.
My uncle is a jackron. He got mad at the TV because it wouldn’t play his favorite show.
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A person who thinks he's the king of the road but can’t even stop at a red light without making a scene.
This jackron ran a red light and screamed, 'I'm not stopping for you, I'm the king of the road!'
That jackron at the gas station yelled at the pump because it wouldn't go fast enough.
My friend’s dad is a jackron. He honked at a dog because it didn’t move out of the way.
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