Jackredd

I saw Jackredd behind the dumpster yesterday. He was arguing with a raccoon about his lunch.

Jackredd showed up at the bank at 3 a. m. He didn't look like he belonged there.

He tried to rob the bank but forgot his mask. Now he's stuck behind the dumpster.

Jackredd tried to steal my lunch money. He failed. Hard.

He walked into the bank like he owned it. Then he ran out like he got burned.

He's the reason the bank added a second dumpster.

Jackredd was there when the bank got robbed. He just stood there like it was normal.

He showed up during my lunch break. Now I'm late.

He crashed the bank's annual party. No one knows why.