Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a loud, rude way to say hello that sounds like a raccoon got hit by a truck

Jackrattlin'! You look like you just got run over by a bus.

Jackrattlin'! I swear you’re gonna wake the dead.

Jackrattlin'! You’re gonna make the neighbors call the cops.

2

a way to greet someone that makes you sound like you just stepped out of a sewer

Jackrattlin'! You look like you’ve been eating garbage for a week.

Jackrattlin'! I think you’re gonna start a fight.

Jackrattlin'! You’re louder than my ex on a bad day.

3

a stupid, loud, and messy way to say hello that makes your brain hurt

Jackrattlin'! You’re louder than a construction site at midnight.

Jackrattlin'! I can’t even hear my thoughts.

Jackrattlin'! You’re like a shout from a ghost.

4

a way to greet someone that sounds like a drunk raccoon threw a party in your ear

Jackrattlin'! You’re like a shout from a raccoon that just got fired.

Jackrattlin'! You’re louder than my dog’s obnoxious barking.

Jackrattlin'! You’re like a scream from a trash can.

5

a loud and stupid greeting that makes you sound like you just woke up from a nightmare

Jackrattlin'! You’re like a scream from a haunted house.

Jackrattlin'! I think you’re gonna make me go deaf.

Jackrattlin'! You’re louder than my brother’s loud music.

6

a crazy, loud, and messy way to say hello that sounds like a raccoon took over your mouth

Jackrattlin'! You’re like a raccoon that just bit a loudspeaker.

Jackrattlin'! You’re louder than a scream in a cave.

Jackrattlin'! You’re like a shout from a raccoon that just ran over a trash can.