jackrabbited

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To run like a maniac, like you're being chased by a feral squirrel with a grudge.
He jackrabbited out of the room when the teacher walked in.
She jackrabbited across the street to avoid getting hit by a car.
He jackrabbited to the store because he was out of snacks.
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Getting the worst kind of sex, like you were stuck in a blender with a sweaty gym rat.
That was the worst jackrabbit I ever had. I still haven't forgiven him.
She got jackrabbited by her boss and now she's stuck watching Planet Earth for therapy.
I got jackrabbited so hard I now hate Mondays.
3
A person who can't stop boning, like they've got a second job at the local brothel.
He's a total jackrabbit, he boned three girls in one day.
She's a jackrabbit, she can't stop thinking about sex.
He’s such a jackrabbit, he boned his dog.
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To have sex like a bunny, like you’re on a never-ending sex marathon.
They jackrabbited all night and still had energy for breakfast.
She jackrabbited with her crush and now they're dating.
He jackrabbited with his girlfriend so much, he missed his own birthday.
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People who think about nothing but sex, like they’ve got a brain made of cum.
That guy is a jackrabbit, he thinks about sex all day.
She's a jackrabbit, she even dreams about sex.
He's a jackrabbit, he even boned his sister.
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Dying over and over, like you’re in a horror movie and you can’t escape.
He got jackrabbited so hard, he died and came back to life.
She got jackrabbited three times in one day.
They were jackrabbited so much, they’re now ghosts.
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A young guy who’s too eager to get laid, even if it means getting eaten by a cougar.
He was a jackrabbit and got eaten by a cougar.
That jackrabbit was so horny, he ran into a lion.
He was a jackrabbit and got boned by a bear.
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