Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When a prisoner in Canada decides to run away from jail like a rabid squirrel on meth.

"He ditched the guards like they were slow, and now he's eating donuts at the gas station."

"The warden said he'd come back, but he's been using the alias 'Biscuit' since."

"He escaped during lunch, and the cafeteria lady saw it all."

2

When a Canadian prisoner breaks out of jail so fast, it’s like he was given a free pass by the devil.

"He ran like he was being chased by a bear and a bad teacher."

"He took off so fast, the guard dropped his coffee."

"He was out of there before the bell rang."

3

When a Canadian prisoner decides to take a break from jail, even though he knows he'll get in trouble later.

"He took off like he was running from a screaming toddler."

"He said, 'I'll be back, but I need a burger.'"

"He left during yoga class, and the guard was too tired to stop him."

4

When a Canadian prisoner breaks free from jail like he was paid by the devil to get out.

"He ran out so fast, the guard had to call his mom."

"He said, 'I'm not coming back until I get my revenge.'"

"He escaped during the middle of a movie, and the jail had to pause the film."

5

When a prisoner in Canada decides to leave jail like he was getting a divorce from the prison system.

"He walked out like he was leaving a bad relationship."

"He said, 'I'm done with this nonsense.'"

"He escaped during the lunch break and now he's at the mall."

6

When a Canadian prisoner decides to leave jail, even though he knows he'll get caught later.

"He ran out like he was late for a party."

"He said, 'I'll be back, but I need to eat.'"

"He left during the middle of a guard's shift, and no one noticed."