jackrabbit haunches

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The meaty back and leg part of a jackrabbit. The best part of the meal when you’re too lazy to chew.

My uncle ate jackrabbit haunches like they were chicken nuggets. I think he still has crumbs in his beard.

The jackrabbit haunches were so good, my dog tried to steal my fork.

I ate jackrabbit haunches for breakfast. I’m now a part-time carnivore.

The part of the jackrabbit that tastes like heaven and makes your mouth go numb from spicy joy.

My mom made jackrabbit haunches for dinner. I think I cried from happiness.

I ate jackrabbit haunches and now my tongue is on fire. It’s worth it.

Jackrabbit haunches are so good, my friend tried to fight me for the last bite.

The wild rabbit’s meaty back and leg. So good, it makes you want to punch the moon.

I ate jackrabbit haunches and now I can’t stop singing. It’s like a food-induced delirium.

Jackrabbit haunches are so good, my neighbor came over just to steal some.

After eating jackrabbit haunches, I felt like I could run a marathon. I did. And then I ate more.