Jackqavis

'Why does this guy even exist? He's like the ghost of YouTube.'

'His pfp is just a stick figure with a face that looks like it's crying.'

I saw his video once. I don't remember it. I remember my brain dying.

'He's like the MS Paint version of fame.'

'His pfp looks like it was drawn by a toddler on a bad day.'

I asked him why he's still on YouTube. He said, 'Why not?' I said, 'Why yes.'

'His pfp is like the universe giving up on art.'

'He’s so bad, even the MS Paint thinks he’s a joke.'

He said his channel has 100 subs. I said, 'That’s more than the number of people who care.'

'His pfp is so bad, it’s a crime against humanity.'

'He’s the reason I hate YouTube.'

He asked me to follow him. I said, 'I’d rather follow my dog.'

'His pfp is like a nightmare come to life.'

'He’s so bad, even the MS Paint is laughing at him.'

He said he has 50 subs. I said, 'That’s less than the number of people who care about you.'

'His pfp is like the worst MS Paint ever.'

'He's the reason I don't watch YouTube anymore.'

He said, 'I have 30 subs!' I said, 'That’s less than the number of people who know who you are.'