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#glory binge#stupid shots#look cool

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when players act like they're on a glory binge and take stupid shots just to look cool, even if they're totally clueless
He took a three-pointer from half-court like it was a regular day at the office.
She missed the shot but still did a backflip like she won the game.
He didn't even watch the ball and still tried to make a play.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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when players are too busy showing off to remember why they're on the court in the first place
He was too busy dancing to notice the guy blocking his shot.
She tried to do a spin move and fell flat on her face.
He took a shot with both hands and missed it completely.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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when players think they're the main event and forget that the team is actually trying to win
He took ten shots and missed all of them but still kept talking to the coach like he was the best player ever.
She tried to do a fancy pass but it went out of bounds.
He celebrated every missed shot like he'd just scored a three-pointer.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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when players are too busy pretending they're stars to actually play the game like they're supposed to
He took a shot with his eyes closed like he was trying to make it magical.
She tried to do a fancy crossover but tripped over her own feet.
He missed the shot but still did a little dance like he'd just won the game.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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when players think they're the only ones who matter and ignore the rest of the team like they're not even there
He took a shot and ignored the guy who was right in front of him.
She tried to do a fancy move and forgot about the ball completely.
He celebrated every missed shot like he'd just made a basket.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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when players are too busy being ridiculous to remember that they’re actually playing a game
He took a shot from the top of the key like it was a regular thing.
She missed the shot but still did a backflip like it was a routine.
He tried to do a spin move and ended up falling on the floor.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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