Jackpotracer

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A guy so obsessed with ruining a business he ends up ruining his own life and probably his mom's too.
I tried to burn down the company. Now I'm in jail and my mom's paying the rent.
He spent all his money on a stupid lawsuit. Now he lives in a dumpster.
She tried to crash the CEO's car. Now she's driving a taxi and crying every morning.
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A person who fights so hard to make a company fail he ends up failing harder than anyone.
He tried to hack the company's servers. Now he's in a jail cell with a broken keyboard.
She started a rumor about the boss. Now the whole office thinks she's the boss.
He threw a chair at the CEO. Now he's the new janitor.
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A guy who tries so hard to take down a company he ends up getting taken down by his own stupidity.
He tried to steal the company's secrets. Now he's working at McDonald's and still gets fired every week.
She tried to poison the boss. Now she's in the hospital and the boss is on vacation.
He started a fight in the boardroom. Now he's the company's new pet.
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