jackpot junkie

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a person who lives to lose money and can't function without a slot machine screaming at them

I saw him at the casino at 3 AM wearing pajamas and a frown.

He bets his lunch money every Friday like it's a holy day.

He texted me: 'I just lost my dog to a blackjack table.'

somebody who's so obsessed with gambling they think the casino is their second home and their bank account is their ex

He showed up to my birthday wearing a casino hat and a bad mood.

He bets his rent money every weekend and doesn't care.

He DM'd me: 'I just lost my car to a roulette table. I'm coming to your house.'

a human who can't stop gambling and would rather fight a dragon than leave the casino

He came to my house in a tuxedo with a slot machine in his hand.

He bet his kid's allowance on a poker game and lost.

He texted me: 'I just bet my soul on a craps table. I need a rescue mission.'