jackpot genetics

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when you're so confident you think you're the main character of a superhero movie and you shout it to the world
I just woke up and my face looked like it was made for a movie
I walked into the club and the whole place turned around
My hair looked like it had a personal trainer
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the moment you realize you're so good-looking it's almost unfair and you yell it like you just won the lottery
I looked in the mirror and my face said, 'I'm not even trying'
My dog stared at me like I was a new species
My ex called me and I hung up immediately
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when you're so attractive you think you're the reason the sun came out and you announce it to everyone
I walked into the room and the lights dimmed automatically
My mom said I looked like a king
My phone camera broke because I smiled too hard
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when you're so good-looking you think you're the main character of your own reality show and you shout it like you just got a million dollars
I opened my mouth and my face said, 'I'm ready for my close-up'
My neighbor came out of his house just to say hi
My cat jumped off the couch because I looked so cool
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when you're so hot you think you're the reason the world exists and you yell it like you just got a free pizza
I walked into the gym and the weights moved out of my way
My mirror said, 'You're the main event'
My phone called me 'legend'
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when you're so good-looking you think you're the reason people breathe and you shout it like you just robbed a bank
I walked into the room and the air got thicker
My mirror started sweating
My ex came back just to check me out
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