Jackpost

My cousin is a jackpost. He bragged about his video game stats for 2 hours and then cried when he lost.

My boss is a jackpost. He yells at everyone but can't even fix his own coffee.

My friend's ex is a jackpost. She texted me 10 times in 5 minutes just to say she was 'feeling lonely.'

My neighbor is a jackpost. He thinks he's the best at everything. Even his goldfish is named 'Champion.'

My teacher is a jackpost. She gave me a D for not doing my homework but got a coffee for showing up late.

My little brother is a jackpost. He called me 'weird' for eating pizza for breakfast.

My friend's dad is a jackpost. He told the whole restaurant about his 'big day' at work. No one asked.

My mom is a jackpost. She called me 3 times in one day just to say 'I love you, but I’m also tired.'

My dog is a jackpost. He barked at the mailman for 10 minutes because he thought he was a robber.

My uncle is a jackpost. He told me he had 'a million friends' and then asked me to be his 'special friend.'

My cousin's friend is a jackpost. She said she was 'a rockstar' but couldn't even play the guitar.

My friend's mom is a jackpost. She called me at 2 AM to tell me about her day.

My friend's brother is a jackpost. He said he was 'a genius' and then failed his math test.

My neighbor's kid is a jackpost. He called me 'weird' because I like cats.

My teacher's friend is a jackpost. She said she was 'the best' but then spilled coffee on her shirt.

My dad is a jackpost. He said he was 'the best dad ever' but then forgot my birthday.

My friend's mom is a jackpost. She told me she was 'a rockstar' but couldn't even sing.

My brother is a jackpost. He said he was 'the smartest person in the world' but got a C on his test.