Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The time a man sits there like a confused idiot after he finishes cumming.

He looked at me like I just spoke fluent French.

He stared at the ceiling for 10 minutes like he was trying to solve a math problem.

He said, 'What even was that?' like I had just served him a plate of spaghetti and a dictionary.

2

When a man feels like he's been hit by a truck and is trying to remember how to breathe.

He slumped back in the chair like he just lost a bet with a dragon.

He groaned, 'I feel like I got run over by a bus and a donkey.'

He said, 'I just want to die and come back as a potato.'

3

The awkward pause when a man is too tired to think and just wants to lay there like a dead animal.

He lay there like he had just been tortured by a bunch of squirrels.

He said, 'I can't even speak. I just want to sleep and forget this ever happened.'

He stared at the wall like it owed him money.

4

The state of being too drained to do anything but stare at the ceiling and wish for death.

He looked at the ceiling like it was his ex and he had just found out she was cheating.

He said, 'I want to die. I want to come back as a dog. I want to be a potato.'

He just stared at the wall like it had insulted him.

5

The time when a man feels like he's been through war and just wants to curl up and die.

He said, 'I just want to die and come back as a donut.'

He groaned like he had just been kicked by a horse.

He lay there like he had just fought a bear and lost.

6

When a man is so wiped he can't even think and just wants to disappear.

He said, 'I don't want to be here. I don't want to be me. I want to be a pizza.'

He stared at the wall like it was his arch-nemesis.

He just sat there like he had just been tortured by a group of monkeys.