Jackpody

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A man who has two rusty old cars and can’t shut up about how broken one of them is.
My cousin is a Jackpody. He just told me his car won’t start because the engine is made of trash.
Jackpody’s car broke down again. He’s now telling me about it for the 10th time this week.
My neighbor is a Jackpody. He’s been talking about his broken car for 20 minutes. I just wanted to drive away.
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A guy who has two lousy cars and can’t stop bragging about how broken one of them is.
My dad is a Jackpody. He just told me his car won’t go because the wheels are made of bricks.
I met a Jackpody at the gas station. He told me about his broken car for 15 minutes.
Jackpody’s car is dead again. He just told me about it in a loud voice.
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A man with two bad cars and a mouth that won’t stop talking about how broken one of them is.
My friend is a Jackpody. He just told me his car is broken and it’s all because of the cat.
Jackpody’s car is broken again. He just told me about it in the middle of a movie.
I asked my brother how his car was. He said it’s broken and started telling me about it for 10 minutes.
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