jackpod

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a fancy ipod that you only use to watch dirty movies in the bathroom while you jerk off to it like a brain-dead baboon.

My jackpod is my only friend. It watches porn with me every morning.

I dropped my jackpod in the toilet. Now it plays porn underwater.

My jackpod is broken. I cried for 2 hours.

a mini ipod that you hide under your toilet seat so you can watch hot videos and get off like a pervert.

I found my dad’s jackpod under the toilet. He’s a pervert.

My jackpod is louder than my mom’s yelling.

I use my jackpod to cheat on my girlfriend.

a cool ipod that you use to stare at naked people in the bathroom and pretend you’re not a loser.

My jackpod is my only way to feel important.

I watched 50 videos on my jackpod before my dad came home.

I used my jackpod to get through math class.