Jackplane

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You scream like a girl and try to blow your load before the plane explodes.

The flight attendant asked if I was okay, I said 'I'm dying, I'm cumming, and I'm gonna die happy.'

I tried to jack off mid-crash, but the seatbelt got in the way and I just got extra bruised.

I told my mom I was doing my best to survive, she said 'Just cum already, I'm watching this on my phone.'

You’re so desperate to cum that you forget you’re about to die.

I was trying to get off before the plane hit the mountain, but I forgot I was wearing a sock on my hand.

I yelled 'I’m not gonna die a virgin!' and then I died a virgin.

I tried to cum so hard the airplane door flew open and my pants came off.

You're so focused on your junk that you don't notice the plane is on fire.

I didn't see the fire, I just saw my cock and thought 'this is the best day of my life.'

My friend was so busy jacking off he didn’t notice we crashed into a building.

I was trying to cum so bad I didn’t realize the plane was about to explode.