Jackpagne

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Jackpagne is when you pour so much Jack Daniels into someone's champagne they might as well be swimming in it. Then you laugh at them like they’re a punchline.
My cousin drank a Jackpagne and then cried in the hallway like a baby.
At the party, Jackpagne was served like it was a curse.
She drank a Jackpagne and then tried to flirt with my dog.
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Jackpagne is a mix of Jack Daniels and champagne, but it's so bad it should have its own death sentence.
He drank a Jackpagne and then threw up on my shoes.
My friend tried a Jackpagne and now he’s stuck in a bathroom forever.
They served Jackpagne at the wedding and it ruined the whole thing.
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