jackowski

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a guy who knows everything and can do anything without breaking a sweat
My math teacher is a jackowski. He solved my algebra problem in 10 seconds.
Jackowski is the only person who can beat my dad at chess and still have time to eat my lunch.
My cousin claims he's a jackowski. He fixed my phone, my printer, and my mom's voice mail.
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a human who knows all answers and has no clue why he’s so good at everything
My neighbor is a jackowski. He knows the lyrics to every song from the 80s and can fix my car.
My friend's brother is a jackowski. He passed my math test and still had time to draw me a portrait.
My mom says my uncle is a jackowski. He can cook, clean, and finish my homework in one day.
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a person who is so good at everything that he makes everyone else look bad
My brother is a jackowski. He beat me at video games, solved my math problems, and still had time to eat my pizza.
My teacher says my friend is a jackowski. He can answer any question and still make jokes in class.
My cousin is a jackowski. He passed my science test, fixed my computer, and still had time to prank call my mom.
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