jackowicz

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#egg salad queen #smoothie lover #sit-up fiend

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A weak-ass lioness with golden hair who can't resist a big sausage and kale smoothie. She does sit-ups like a lunatic and sits in egg salad tubs like it's her throne. Her farts smell like old egg salad and she gets jacked over by guys all the time.

DM: 'I saw you eating egg salad at 2 am. Are you a jackowicz or just a weirdo?'

Tweet: 'Jackowicz season is here. Bring the smoothies and the egg salad.'

Text: 'You’re a jackowicz and I’m not afraid to say it.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A blonde lioness who can't say no to a sausage and kale smoothie. She does sit-ups like she’s training for the Olympics and sits in tubs of egg salad like it's her life goal. Guys jackowicz her because she’s too weak to say no.

Text: 'I just got jackowicz'd by a guy in the gym. He was eating egg salad.'

Tweet: 'Jackowicz is just a fancy word for being too weak to say no.'

DM: 'You're a jackowicz and I'm proud of you.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A dumb blonde lioness who can't say no to a big sausage and kale smoothie. She does sit-ups and eats egg salad like it's her favorite food. Guys jackowicz her because she's too easy.

Tweet: 'Jackowicz is just a fancy way of saying you're a weak-ass lioness.'

Text: 'Why do you jackowicz so much? It's annoying.'

DM: 'You're the jackowicz of the group chat.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago