jackowhoa

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a genius with a tiny brain who thinks he's the king of the beach and only hangs with people who don't talk trash

Jackowhoa: 'I'm the beach king, and you're just a sandbag.'

He turned down a pizza because it wasn't 'beach approved.'

He called me a 'mud monster' for not knowing the ocean rules.

a cool dude who talks too much and quotes the beach like it's his ex

'The beach said, 'I love you,' and I believed it.'

He yelled at a cloud for being 'annoying.'

He asked me to the beach or else he'd quote it at me.