Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To have a nasty romp with your ex’s cousin after they told you they were going to beat you up

I had to jackowell because she said she’d beat me up if I didn’t

He jackowell’d the moment she showed up

She said she’d beat me up, so I jackowell’d her for revenge

2

When you bang your ex’s cousin just to mess with your ex

I jackowell’d just to make my ex cry

He had to jackowell because it was the only way to get back at her

She said she’d beat me up, but I jackowell’d instead

3

To have a wild sex party with your ex’s cousin while your ex is still around

I jackowell’d right in front of my ex

She came to the party and I jackowell’d her cousin

He jackowell’d in the middle of the room while my ex watched

4

To have sex with your ex’s cousin just because you’re a messy person

I jackowell’d because I’m messy

He had to jackowell because that’s what he does

She didn’t even need a reason to jackowell

5

When you hook up with your ex’s cousin just to make your ex feel bad

I jackowell’d to make my ex feel bad

He jackowell’d just to see her cry

She said she’d beat me up, but I jackowell’d instead

6

To have a loud and ugly sex session with your ex’s cousin right in front of your ex

I jackowell’d right in front of her

He had to jackowell because she was watching

They were loud and I had to jackowell right there