Jackowacko

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Jackowacko is when you're so strong you could bench a cow and still have energy for a fight
My gym bro is Jackowacko. He bench-pressed my uncle's goat.
She’s Jackowacko. I saw her deadlift a fridge.
That guy is Jackowacko. He arm-wrestled a bull and won.
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Jackowacko is when you’re built like a brick wall and also have a brain
He’s Jackowacko. He lifted a car and solved a math problem at the same time.
My neighbor is Jackowacko. He moved a couch and told me my life was a mess.
That guy is Jackowacko. He ran a marathon and ate a whole pizza.
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Jackowacko is when you're so tough you could punch a hole in a wall and laugh about it
My cousin is Jackowacko. He punched a hole in my wall and said it was art.
She’s Jackowacko. She kicked a door down and still had time for coffee.
That guy is Jackowacko. He fought a bear and won, then ate a burger.
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