jackow

My uncle is a jackow. He wears cologne like it's a religion.

That guy at the gym is a jackow. He smells like old pizza and regret.

My boss is a jackow. He thinks he's the king of the office, but he still uses a phone with a flip.

That jackow at the mall shines shoes and talks too much.

My cousin is a jackow. He shines shoes and still can't spell 'shoe' correctly.

The jackow at the train station shines shoes and yells at people who don't tip.

That jackow at the bar smells like a gym sock and a cheeseburger.

My neighbor is a jackow. He thinks he's a king, but he still eats out of a bucket.

The jackow at the bus stop smells like a dumpster and a bad idea.